"We are Team Killer"

Films: Neon Maniacs (1986)

Alias: Axe, Hangman, Doc, Biker, Slash, Juice, Samurai, Decapitator, Archer, Lieutenant Devin, the Beast Men

Type: Mystical

Location: Civilized area

Height/Weight: That of average humans.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Well, here's a motely crew of unhinged psychos! It's a shame they didn't get their own franchise, because that would have been totally plausible.

History: Under the Golden Gate Bridge, legend has it that a gang of varied murderers are lurking in a dimensional portal until night falls, and they can begin their bloody rampage. Sure enough, the Neon Maniacs make themselves known one night.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: Several of the maniacs are killed when they come into contact with water. But the portal still remains, and someone has to close it at some point.

Powers/Abilities: None

Weakness: Water (YES, REALLY)

Scariness Factor: 3-They certainly offer numerous ways to kill you, and Axe in particular is an unnerving sight. The problem is that they can be killed by plain old H2O. On the blue planet. Dunces.

Trivia: -This film was also known as "Evil Dead Warriors".

-The film is widely considered to be literally unfinished. Things like an actual ending and more explanation for the Maniacs' purpose were supposedly in the script, but budget constraints prevented it.


Image Gallery


Please, tell me he has some honor under his belt.

I can see why they gave you the axe. You clearly only think about that.
I take it Axe was in charge of counting on this poster.

You have to tell me where you got all of that. Katana included.
The sun rises. They won't when this night is done.

"Just like when I met that mother deer. What was her kid? Bambi?"

"I just remembered! I can't feel my face! It's almost as if I have a...mask of some sort."


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